stillwatersofconsciousness: It’s gotta be really disheartening to be a regular sized wall in China
i-have-been-johnlocked: sly-mcp: whothefuckisalexturner: abhortion: ginnifergoodwins: foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on #glad to know it’s international #’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella “running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair ‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a...
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
actualcannibal: actualcannibal: wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them up ok wow my url definitely makes this problematic
turtleducklings: so i wore my my marvel superheroes sweater to disneyland today and the old man who scanned my pass at the front gate saw it and was like ‘hey, marvel! that’s ours now!’ with this huge grin on his face and then his voice got really serious and he said ‘next: the world.’
vvorldwideweb: today i heard the sentence “youre not a slut if it was only four inches”
ihuggedmikeyway: aangnog: pearlsandlockets: aangnog: we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep
green-eyed-hunter: to whoever reblogs this, I will draw what i think you look like based on your posts.you only have untill the 23rd of December though, I dont want to do three billion of these.
icantdotheonesteptwostep: shouldertappingghosts: haiirflip: today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice? Well thats what girls do
polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
zeusyallday: so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
voyagesofabookworm: yoursweetgirl: xxcoolstorybroxx: MAXIMUM TROLLING. you genius little bitch
theblackship: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world. are you satan
ohshititsgreg: But as for me and grandpa, we...
Martin Freeman is just way too fucking adorable...
sophovot: forsciencejohn: I mean look at this man I mean… just…. how he’s 41 years old I don’t understand LOOK AT HIS FUCKING SOCKS AND HIS FEET DON’T TOUCH THE GROUND I CAN’T EVEN HOW DO YOU EXIST I MEAN HOW Oh my God they really don’t touch the ground!
thatmickguy: in history today everyone started hysterically laughing because of something they found in one of the text books and i was like “what is it” so they showed me this
grabbidyballs: smattenhove: cacen: teapartyasian: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad. there are two types of people
gayalpha: so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language. slanguange. slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe